”brah help me im falling off this cliff brah”
”but brah i cant grab your hand thats hand holding and thats gay brah”
Brace yourselves, Legends is coming. And so our death watch begins…
He wasn’t ready…
I’VE WATCHED THIS 18 FUCKIN TIMES AND I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S BETTER THE NOISE OR THE FUCKING LOOK HE GIVES
being alone with your friends parents
jim kirk is the kind of person who is held prisoner in a room with a heavy ass typewriter
a sharp, knife-like letter opener
a heavy metal whatever this thing is
a big ol’ trash can which would be excellent for smashy smash
and instead of using any of these things he’s like, my weapon of choice?
is a fucking blanket
creativity, thy middle name is tiberius
We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend.
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog